Not me! Monday

I missed last week because we were away but I am faithfully back into the swing of what is becoming wildly popular....Not me! Monday... theraputic fessing up in a denial sort of way :).

Here goes...

I did not forget to tell Dave that the dishwasher was spewing bubbles out of the bottom. I certainly did not forget and let him find out on his own and when he asked me about it, I did not say "what do you mean". Hee hee...

I did not get rear-ended on the way to the Urgent Care last week. And when I didn't get rear-ended, I most certainly didn't yell at the woman when she said "did i hit you?". I didn't reply "Uh, ya you hit me, I can't believe you hit me, this is so not what I needed right now, I can't believe you hit me, what is your deal, lady, seriously, you hit me." And when her husband said, "doesn't look like there is any damage, we can probably go". I didn't reply "Oh no friend, I am calling my husband and then the police!!!" And when it was all said and done, I didn't apologize for being abrasive.

I don't have a baby girl who cut 3 molars in a 29 hour period, nope, not me. And I certainly wasn't up all night long with her on Friday because she was in pain. Now why would I do that?

I didn't hang out in Pittsburgh's strip district with Dave and his brother on Saturday and I most definately didn't enjoy being without my kids. I love to be with them 24/7, why would I ever need a break??? :)

Ok, now it is your turn...post what you didn't do and link it back to Mckmama's site!

Have a good week...and don't do anything I wouldn't do :)